100 funny birthday wishes: use like a pro in under one minute

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What are some good birthday captions? to put under your own photo? Or maybe your best friend’s photo? 

There are funny birthday wishes for every birthday occasion or celebration.

Not only will these funny birthday messages help that special someone feel loved on their birthday, they will make for a fun post to look back on for years to come.

Pick these funny birthday wishes and pair it with a fun birthday photo or selfie with friends, crush, mom, sister, boss and more.

These are best funny birthday wishes for Instagram, you can post.

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Table of Contents

  1. Short funny birthday wishes
  2. Funny birthday wishes
  3. Funny birthday wishes for best friend
  4. Funny birthday wishes for girlfriend  
  5. Funny birthday wishes for her
  6. Funny birthday wishes for him
  7. Funny birthday wishes for sister
  8. Funny birthday wishes for brother
  9. Funny birthday wishes for husband
  10. Funny 50th birthday wishes
    1. Happy 50th birthday funny for her/female
    2. Happy 50th birthday funny for him/male

Short funny birthday wishes

What to Write in a Birthday Card?

  • we have collected short funny birthday wishes for friends, family, brother and sister.
  • We can send these unique short funny birthday messages through birthday cards or birthday caption for DP.
  • These short funny birthday wishes are best for birthday captions for Instagram.
  • you can also send this crazy short funny birthday wishes through a WhatsApp and Facebook
Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend QUOTES BUDDY 2 1

“Happy birthday to my favorite former [punk rocker]!” (Or: hippie, goth, Valley Girl, grunge rocker)

Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend QUOTES BUDDY 3 1

“From one of your favourite bad influences” (Added after the card’s printed “Happy Birthday”)

Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend QUOTES BUDDY 4 1

“Hope it’s happier than me at a [shoe sale]!” (or: spa, bar, coffee shop, beach.)

Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend QUOTES BUDDY 5 1

“You get to be the centre of attention today! Tomorrow it’s back to me.”

Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend QUOTES BUDDY 6 1

“Have a [martini] for me! Or two!” (Or: substitute recipient’s favourite drink.)”

Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend QUOTES BUDDY 7 1

“I think this is the year you get a pony! JK. That’s never.”

Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend QUOTES BUDDY 8 1

“Happy birthday to you and your cat! (I know how the cat hates to be left out.)”

Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend QUOTES BUDDY 9 1

“How does it feel to be living proof that Black don’t crack?”

Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend QUOTES BUDDY 10 1

“To quote Shakespeare: ‘Party thine ass off!’”

Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend QUOTES BUDDY 11 1

“Dibs on the presents you don’t like!”

Writing Tip: Try to sound like you do when you’re talking. Like, if you say “like” all the time, write “like” a lot. It’s OK and it’s, like, more personal and the person can kind of hear you talking and from there, you can refer to something funny that happened and they’ll laugh because, like, it totally reminds them of when the funny thing happened!

Funny birthday wishes

Funny birthday wishes QUOTES BUDDY 2

We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space.

Funny birthday wishes QUOTES BUDDY 3

One of the best pieces of advice in life is “you have to appreciate the little things”. That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age!

Funny birthday wishes QUOTES BUDDY 4

Seeing as I usually forget everyone’s birthdays, you should consider it a miracle that I’m sending you this message.

Funny birthday wishes QUOTES BUDDY 5

Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year.

Funny birthday wishes QUOTES BUDDY 6

I’m not a fan of overly sweet messages as you know, birthdays are for fun! So let’s ditch the old folks later and get out and about like we used to!

Funny birthday wishes QUOTES BUDDY 7

One more year to pretend you’re old enough to care about people around you.

Funny birthday wishes QUOTES BUDDY 8

You’re not old. You’re just old enough to know better and not old enough to care.

Funny birthday wishes QUOTES BUDDY 9

The emergency department is on speed dial just in case you have an unexpected asthma attack blowing the candles.

Funny birthday wishes QUOTES BUDDY 10

Party like it’s 1959, when you could still dance and drink alcohol without ending up you to the hospital.

Funny birthday wishes QUOTES BUDDY 11

Going old happens. Growing up is a choice. Happy Birthday.

Funny birthday wishes for best friend

How do I wish my crazy friend happy birthday?we have collected best funny birthday wishes for best friends, family, brother and sister.

Funny birthday wishes for best friend QUOTES BUDDY 2

“May you live to be so old that the mere sight of you horrifies young children and ex-lovers.”

Funny birthday wishes for best friend QUOTES BUDDY 3

“I will sing Happy Birthday to you so much you’ll wish you’d never been born… Happy Birthday!”

Funny birthday wishes for best friend QUOTES BUDDY 4

“Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.”

Funny birthday wishes for best friend QUOTES BUDDY 5

“I would wish for all of your dreams to come true, but then it would be tough for me to find out a wish for you next year, so let me just say happy birthday!”

Funny birthday wishes for best friend QUOTES BUDDY 6

“Today would have been the perfect occasion to write sweet words about the greatest, most spectacular, uniquely exquisite friend in the world, but I already finished my autobiography a month ago.”

Funny birthday wishes for best friend QUOTES BUDDY 7

You make me feel so young when we’re together. Thanks for being born first.”

Funny birthday wishes for best friend QUOTES BUDDY 8

“I’m such a good friend, I forgot how old you are.”

Funny birthday wishes for best friend QUOTES BUDDY 9

“Our self-esteem is supposed to peak at 60. ‘Til then, there are always birthday messages from near-strangers on Facebook to make us feel seen.”

Funny birthday wishes for best friend QUOTES BUDDY 10

“You age like fine wine.”

Funny birthday wishes for best friend QUOTES BUDDY 11

“This year is the year you’re too old for presents, right?”

Funny birthday wishes for girlfriend

  1. I don’t believe in birthdays because I know you came straight from heaven to make my life happier & beautiful. All the good wishes for my angel!
  2. I searched online and went to all the shops, old and new. But I could not find anything that was as pretty as you. Happy birthday, girl!
  3. It’s your birthday! So, make sure you are going to properly utilize the day with a lot of monkey business! Let’s have a crazy party. Happy birthday to you my Princess!
  4. Many guys envy our relationship, but that is because they don’t know how crazy you are! Have a special birthday!  Read more
  5. If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember…You can always change your birthday on Facebook!
  6. For today, your personal weather forecast is as follows: A flutter of kisses will rain down on you, accompanied by a hurricane of good news, many liters of champagne, and an avalanche of gifts. Your second half is the forecast’s sponsor! I love you.

Funny birthday wishes for her

  1. We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space.
  2. One of the best pieces of advice in life is “you have to appreciate the little things”. That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age!
  3. Seeing as I usually forget everyone’s birthdays, you should consider it a miracle that I’m sending you this message.
  4. Don’t let your age get you down, it won’t be long until you are allowed to start learning to drive. But until then, on your bike!
  5. I can’t believe how big you’re getting! Long gone are the days when I could steal cake from your plate and no one would ever be the wiser.
  6. Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year.

Funny birthday wishes for him

  1. Happy Birthday! You’re not old, you’re EXPERIENCED.
  2. A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, somebody pretty cool was born. Happy Birthday!
  3. You’re only as old as you feel, so dust yourself off and party like a kid again! Happy Birthday
  4. Scotch isn’t the only thing that gets better with age. Happy Birthday!
  5. Happy Birthday. You’re not OLD. You’re CLASSIC.
  6. When people tell you that you’re growing older, just shut it down and tell them you’re increasing in value. Happy birthday, my handsome husband.
  7. For your birthday, I wanted to get you something to remind you of your youth, but they were sold out of cave art and dinosaur bones.
  8. It’s OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.

Funny birthday wishes for sister

  1. You’re truly one in a million – so kind, caring, and sweet. To be honest, I am not sure how we are even related! I hope your birthday is as amazing as you are.
  2. Being related to me is really the only gift you need. Just saying. Happy birthday!
  3. My sister is the best and most special sister… because we’re the same size and so I have double the wardrobe! Have a lovely birthday, Sis!
  4. Birthdays are always special to me because it’s the only thing that we didn’t have to share as kids! Enjoy your birthday. It’s all about you!
  5. I used to think that you were just born bossy, then I realized you were just born first- so I guess you’re off the hook since you were just being a big sister. Happy birthday to the bossiest best sister.
  6. I could write a million songs about your grace and elegance – but mother always taught us not to lie.
  7. I had a real funny joke about you prepared for this special occasion, but then I realized I didn’t want people to see me get my ass kicked by a girl.
  8. Happy Birthday little sister, I may have always been the smart one, but you have always been a great sidekick
  9. Happy Birthday to the most competitive person I came across in my life. I don’t know though, why could you never accept my win against you…..
  10. Happy Birthday, dear one. I love you and will love you until the very end. To be clear, this doesn’t mean that you are any better than me. Love you.

Funny birthday wishes for brother

How do you say happy birthday in unique brother?

  • Happy birthday bro! May your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbows!
  • Happy birthday brother! They say that the older you get, the smarter you become. But as we keep on doing the same stupid things we did as kids, I guess we are the exception to that rule.
  • Happy birthday brother! Although I’m really not sure why we’re celebrating you when it was mom who did all the hard work.
  • You’re finally 21! Now you can legally do all those things that you’ve been doing since you were 16! Happy birthday!
  • I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Happy Birthday.
  • I wanted to get you something truly amazing and inspiring for your birthday and then I remembered that you already have me. You’re welcome. Happy birthday!
  • Forget age. If you can still manage to blow out your birthday candles, everything is dandy! Happy Birthday!
  • I asked Mom and Dad to tell me about the day you were born. Know what they said? They can’t remember that far back! I guess that means you’re ancient. Happy birthday, old guy!
  • Happy birthday to the brother of the most amazing sister in the world. Stop being awkward around people!
  • You are getting older and weirder day by day. But sadly, you are not becoming wiser. Happy birthday, bro!

Funny birthday wishes for husband

  • Today is a special day that we have to celebrate as one. As you celebrate your birthday, I am celebrating the day God fulfilled my dreams. Happy birthday!
  • Today is a day to celebrate. No shopping, no walks, no visits. Just staying close to you so that we can have a nice time together. I want to watch you grow a year older and celebrate with you. Happy birthday!
  • Don’t worry about the party that I am giving as we will keep celebrating until the last hair on your head. Happy birthday, sweetheart!
  • Your birthday has finally come to an end so go and clean the kitchen. Happy birthday, sweetie!
  • My dearest husband, the moment I made my mind to be your wife I meant business. I want to be with you for the rest of my life. Happy birthday!
  • I forgot to get you a fancy gift this birthday, though I have to do something sentimental. I have bought you a whole new red outfit that I want you to rock out with at work tomorrow. Happy birthday!
  • My father’s favorite business strategy has taught me a lot. If you can’t beat them, join them. Now that I can’t beat the love you have for me, I will join and love you forever. Happy birthday!
  • Thanks to God for giving me someone who is ready to be annoyed for the rest of his life. I want to see you cry in bitterness every night and day till the death part is away. Happy birthday!
  • You’re the best husband a lady could hope for. Kind, handsome, charming and clever. If only were also tall. Not to worry, 4 out of 5 boxes is not bad at all! Happy Birthday!
  • You should be glad that you have got the most awesome wife in the whole world. I should be your best gift. Happy Birthday Husband.

Funny 50th birthday wishes

What do you write in a 50th birthday card funny?

  1. Don’t ever bother spending money on anti-aging creams or face-lifting lotions. At 50, there is no turning back even with a secret potion. Happy birthday old-timer.
  2. Now the rest of your life will depend on whether you have fun by being nifty, or you become bored by being thrifty. The choice is yours. Happy 50th birthday.
  3. Tom Cruise, Demi Moore, and John Bon Jovi have already turned 50 and now one more superstar has joined the club. Happy 50th birthday!
  4. You’re just 35 with 15 bonus years. Wishing you a Happy 50th birthday!
  5. You are halfway to a hundred but that doesn’t guarantee you will live that long. Happy 50th birthday.

Happy 50th birthday funny for her/female

  1. I’m good with numbers, and your age always fascinates me. I believe you’ve been here since the beginning of this universe!
  2. I always get my inspiration from you. You’re such a strong and courageous woman. I don’t think anyone else survived the dinosaurs except you!
  3. Today you have achieved a milestone. A 50-year older woman 50th birthday to my favourite old and not so wise lady!
  4. Growing older and growing wiser are two different cases. And I don’t blame you for that. Happy birthday my sweetheart!
  5. I hope to celebrate your 50th birthday for many more years to come. Here’s a happy birthday from me for year one!

Happy 50th birthday funny for him/male

  1. Thanks for reminding me that I’m not as old as you. Happy 50th birthday!
  2. You’ve been in your thirties so many years. I’m quite unsure about your age this year. Maybe it’s the fifty. Happy birthday anyway!
  3. Something special in you always helps you stand out in a crowd. That’s your age!
  4. I believe you’re here since the dawn of time. Dinosaurs have gone extinct, but you are still here. Congratulations to you and happy 50th birthday, of course!
  5. A man never gets older, he can only get wiser. Remember this quote forever, and you’ll never feel sad. Happy birthday!

Conclusion

On this page, you’ll find a vast range of funny birthday wishes and quotes written to help you find the perfect words to wish someone a happy birthday and help to kick off their celebrations with a smile!

If you’re sending funny birthday wishes to a friend, go with something funny that reflects your goofy relationship.  

Maybe you’re sending funny birthday wishes SMS. From the flowery and inspirational to the short and sweet.

we’ve compiled an exhaustive list funny birthday wishes for everyone on your list.

You may write on a beautiful card to send or you may share your birthday wishes on your social app timeline like Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram.

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